How to Kill a Fly!

Today’s entry may be totally useless but some may find it to be very useful

Summers are here and so are the flies, these things are more annoying than anything, or they may be the most annoying creatures on this earth.

There is still hope, today I found out the most effective way to kill a fly, and I though I’d share this valuable information with my readers

Here goes, Wait for the fly to land first, it should be in a place within range, now wait for it to rub it’s legs together (they do that once they think they are safe) it will rub either it’s front or back legs, Now is the time to strike. Strike it with your hand and you will have a 80% more probability of hitting it when it is in this state. It’s reflexes are much slower

So there you have it, now you can enjoy an almost fly-free summer.

Oh and I know that the king should have an army of servants doing all the fly killing, but I prefer to do my own hunting and killing